We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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