We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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