i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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