it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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