i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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