I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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