nut hugger
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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