My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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