i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
he fucked my hip out of place.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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