They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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