Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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