shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Never let your siblings swipe right.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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