Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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