She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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