so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
