just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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