there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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