Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My friends, they love my intelligence
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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