Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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