quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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