absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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