i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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