somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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