I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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