He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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