Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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