Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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