am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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