hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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