pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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