Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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