So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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