We won't sleep together?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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