what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We named our party play list daddy issues
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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