Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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