I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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