Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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