I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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