They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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