ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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