Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
