its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Everything about him screamed your future.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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