HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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