It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Damn victory sex feels great
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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