Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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