then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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