We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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