After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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