you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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