I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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