i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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