How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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