I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
When did angry sex become our thing?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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