there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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