Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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