How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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