no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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